sheer stupidity
wasting money on stuff that u burn
gals that u never get
viewing porn; u actually waste ur own shit
drinking; as much as u love; screw ur liver
a whole life trying to do good yet u know that u are going to burn in hell.
love? its one of the lamest shit i ever heard of, waste of time trying to understand it
never doubt your sexuality unless you wanna end up having a unbalanced hormones system
techno never sounded nice
doing probability sums; are u ever gonna strike the lottery?
buying a brand new stuff only to learn that its a hand down from dad
wearing spandex other than swimming
swear that u will do it but its just all talk
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
screwed @
8:52 AM
hahha finally listen to Akon's I wanna.... lol
how i loved my life last nite? wah knn damn song. saw Alice with her sis, what she did to mi ah.. kena laughed by Samuel la... -.-
nvm... sales was brisk... i mean very brisk la... oh wells haha... how many ladies i met? hmmm... alot lor but one left a funny impression in mi la.... samantha.. another one? lol this is one funnie one. got that vampire tooth lol considered cute! oh well notice ah... cute = ugly but adorable hor...
wahaha... pengz! -.-
after work do wad? i stone lor.... i drank too much of Bombay Sapphire le lah... pew~ my tummy growling for food & norm water.
shit la the bloody van really lame... slow i would say but glad i am still home for food... goodies.... hehe.... now my tummy filled up with goodies i am going to sleep very very soon... shit i can't help but to do the countdown to ma enlistment..... lol
Friday, June 29, 2007
screwed @
8:02 PM
hahaaha..... i have received the letter from RP le. i am going back to school in Year 2010 -.- fun lah like tat... going back as a bloody old man. knn
oh ya should i feel proud of my younger brother? he is on the front page of Straits Times Newspaper leh... siao siao... tuesday's edition ah... his hairstyle looked laughable. lol
ok i am gonna go work soon... ah sian lah...
i have completed Lisa Gardner's The Perfect Husband... okok i guess....
oh shit i forgot to go for swimming training today.... grrrr....
screwed @
4:27 AM
hehe... just thought of something very funny.... fuck la lack of sleep my mind is blogging... what the fuck.
okay... this is about my classmate in RP... junlong... lol
supposed we are kakis... haha
since i am going for NS... i could freaking imagine or rather tis is how his life is screwed these days.
wake up go school. smoke alone sometimes kena ppl cheat cigarettes at the stairway. lol siam here siam there for security guards... if not l8tr cry again! lol
first breakout, breakfast usually the last guy to finish food den haha stupid laughing... knn....
den go smoke alone again.. so sad.
in class do wad? stone la... play fifa kpkb like hell. start those lame chats bout sasee. gayhood is gr8? till he sees real gays.
after sch cheong home sleep cos no nicholas around....
knn tis POST IS FUCKING DEGRADING & BHB... but den its true..... hahahahaha........... humans depend on one another to fuck, to laugh, to cry...
screwed @
4:23 AM
oh well its early in da mornin i am screwing the net for porn. i dunno i would be going over to simei to swim or not. ah fuck it....
this is what i found.. .BMI calculator....
fuck i am considered unweight... -.-
http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/
a 17.3 for mi gross.......
muz put on another 2 kg or so bah.
ah i am sleepy... time to knock off... stupid championship manager but den ha i completed 18 seasons... yesh ah... my torres is 39 years OLD!
screwed @
4:15 AM
hmmm... new dosage of cars. lol
after 2 years of initial D craze now there is another craze for mi i hope. Wangan Midnight. oh well the fucking arcade game has been around for a long time. but i never liked the gameplay even till NOW!
but i liked the manga. pretty old vintage in 1992 thats the same age as my youngest brother.
oh well i attached the webby for the manga scanlations & anime sites.
aidos....
http://www.wangan-midnight.com/download/index.html --> the manga scanlations.
http://www.animesuki.com/series.php/1044.html --> anime DLs. u would need BT for it.
& for dummies bout BT i recommend this BT engine its good okay. http://azureus.sourceforge.net/ just d/l the version 2.5 would do to save the lag on ur measly working laptops... haha... same goes to mi. =)
Thursday, June 28, 2007
screwed @
7:08 PM
last nite's work was fun fun fun.
lol
i meet a mum & her daughter clubbing over at my side. the daugther was hot hot hot! she looks like a mixed to me. her mum's a ABC i suppose. lol
den another one Cecilia... lol.. she joke la. brought 8 pairs of Sex On The Beach. i took 7 of it. gruesome shit.
the worst i drank even more chivas later on.
till i feel sleepy at the end of work. tired la... after a really long day.
reached home aftr breakfast i went straight to bed le.
woke up arpund 12 plus switched bedroom to sleep again till 1430 hrs. went out for lunch before going over to BB swimming complex to swim. i only did 20 laps.
not feeling very well. must be the fuck up effects of liqour.
i had to shit in the toilet for 20 minutes before changing & going over to Jurong Regional Library to get my books.
both from Lisa Gardner. Alone & the perfect husband. oh well returning it next month den. before i enlist for NS. lol
after that i took the bus home, wah lao the kids ah damn noisy la. wad age liao still wanna blast music while in the bus. crazy mutter fucks.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
screwed @
1:16 PM
hmmm... just woke up an hour ago.. oops i didn't go swimming.
aahahaha nvm
jojo oso haven wake up yet when i called him knn...... but who cares. simei damn far la. later i am going over to BB to swim instead then go walk walk b4 going to work in da evening.
i just checked out on the iphone...looks norm to me leh.. lol maybe i wont buy it either.
USD 599 wah imagine in SGD.. ho ho ho close to 1K!
anyway this is the webby to it http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/macworld2007/the-iphone-price--499-4gb-599-8gb-in-june-227429.php
screwed @
2:56 AM
yeah... i thought it would have happened today.
bloody hell was at BP went mum after praying @ the temple.
took 187 back to jurong, i earlier suggested to her that we take a bloody cab home cos i am not in a very good mood for a long bus ride.
she said no no cannot waste money NS man must save. okay... fine.
back in jurong we took 98 to really go home.
we were one of the first few ones to be on da bus. till jurong west tis auntie working @ KFC... oops i named the company.
ah fuck up la. she.
at my place.. taman jurong mummy & i dropping off obviously. my mum's short nvm... she's carrying a bag... nvm.
so when she stood up moving out her bag slightly bummed onto this indian gentleman, which my mum promptly apologised sincerely. i know what sort of person my mama is okay.
guess what? this KFC auntie hor can go ranting like take bag dunno how to carry blah blah... bang ppl already then say sorry... first i was blur... den.. i realized that.
this auntie ah... knnccb no wonder aunties has such bad names. firstly
my mum's BAG didn't even hit her old cheebye,
why is she making such a fuss? bloody cb.
she kept going on while we all the passengers were alightin. ah fuck la auntie...
I USED TO BE A FUCKING 2 Star Supervisor In Charge at Jurong Point la..
i think till today u knn nv promote yet... nb wanna mess around with my mum huh?
dun let mi see u again... i use my crumpler & smash u.
End of Bus Rage?
screwed @
2:43 AM
wah seh its 2.43am !!!! -.-
which means that i ain't freaking gonna get enough sleep later on..... grrr......
meeting jojo @ 9.30am... ha hope i ain't late but den that arse made mi waited for him for an hour... the other time. guess he didn't know that aku.. Nicholas Tan Wei Ming do not liked waiting for ppl. i give him face only.... heheee....
now i am bored & i can't sleep so i will list down which fuckers made me darn pissed for waiting.
Top the List
Mhd. Sharrif ITE YISHUN, aka Mat Rape my most inaccurate striker. i can provide him with a laser guided pass & he screws it.
okay what he did? hmmm....
i waited 2 fucking hours for him, he needed a job i wanted to bring him for the interview. guess what fuck happened?
1 bus stop later... he said ming ah. i cannot tahan i dropping off to go shit. !!!! awwww ultimate knocked out by him sia. b4 hand he FUCKING drank a bottle of vitagen. isn't that a smart choice when u have got a tummy ache?
next.... Eric Camillus & Mhd Faisal.... ah shit. no full names but den they will be in my memories for a long time. shitty....
damage 2 hours or lesser i can't remember but it was a meet up for some job interview... during the holidays. oh man....
hmmm... who else? ginny cow... doubt she reads my blog but...... who is she? my ex gf la.... i waited for her for an hour... dunno what she doing in her house... i kuku wait below the block smoking & drinking 4 bottles of green tea..... grrrrrhhhh.... was i stupid back then?
last but not least...
mr joseph leong jia wei, aka jojo
knn la..... he told mi dun late dun late.. okay. nvm i dun late.
guess what. i was at jurong east MRT station at 9am. i waited for him till 10am...
when i called him at 9.15am... HE WAS STILL IN THE BED!
know wad pissed mi the most? i went out of the faregate... peed, smoked, drank milk, being asked for ciggies by a kid whom i gladly rejected. asshole.
so whom is gonna be on my next list? i see...... u? mi? myself? who else?
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
screwed @
11:07 PM
i woke up @ 11am.
talking to mum till 12pm... went to the market to have my lunch/breakfast.
was at my usual stall, the uncle was funny. i asked him how is life. he told me not good. everything also up. how to make a living. yup i somehow agreed with him..... everything oso up dunno wad else will up... other than pays.
took a cab over to BB swimming complex... nabei damn paiseh... when i board the cab i didn't notice that the driver was a lady. i mean butch... a old..
i said uncle bb swimming complex... but when i heard her voice i was like oh shit...... damn embarassing la... shit
got there.. swam 30laps my left shoulder giving mi probs.. i hate it. its painful la...
did another 10 more laps before getting surrounded by kids so i just went off.
took the train over to school.
was there by 3pm or so. sat in class listening to their presentations... nothing special too.
went over to OSG... saw the POLITE Council Meeting in progress.. oh well i would be involved in it anyway for at least 3 years... its long.
i was asked to go over to RPC instead to look for someone to sign the form, ah boring.
so i had to walk at least 1 km back to the front of the school. how stupid.
after i got it done... its time back to class.
brought my lappy over to the IT helpdesk & got myself out of the school's domain.... i know its as easy as 1 2 3 duh but i need help on passwords as well. fucker!
den went over to the food court for my dosage of chicken chop with rice. yummy...
with junlong.
that mickey ah.... dunno him la...
after that back in class.. holing out for awhile before going off to meet mum over at bukit panjang... go pray pray & buy things.
now i am back home rotting & i have training tomorrow...
Monday, June 25, 2007
screwed @
3:26 PM
what i did last nite.
8 plus 9pm i went over to bedok to collect my noka 8850 silver... -.- doh
know how much i hated TAXIS? its annoying la wanna get one u never get one, u dun want u see alot of that shit.
i waited for like 20 minutes at bedok central for the fuck up cab till i gotten so pissed....
called citycab but still i needed to wait so hung up, who gives a fucking piece of shit to em.
so i took the mrt back to habourfront in the end i was late for work.. twice in a week. shit.
work fun or not? ya extremely. holding my life outta in terrace wasting my precious life away. no sales no babes no life.
worst... saw cassandra. ha.. she came to powerhouse..errr... thought she didn't liked the music at all... hmmm... who cares...
she darn crapped la... telling mi things tat i wanna laugh...
ppl thought that she's my gf oh yeah no one would... sorry
after work, had breakfast at my place with renjie. he oso another pig. literally one. got money to dye hair and cut hair. btw the color is not even fucking obvious at all so why waste the cash?
no money see doctor... asshole i had a coughing moron in front of mi while i had my breakfast.. stupid or what.. i dunno.
i went straight home to sleep, i will pass on today's swimming training.. not exactly feeling very well either.
woke up round 3.30pm.... farhana smsed mi about the BBQ thingy.. confirmed its on friday. okay tis wed i will tell gordon tat i have a BBQ cant come to work..
oh ya collect my bottle of Baileys as well. oops.. no liqour.. lol
Sunday, June 24, 2007
screwed @
7:54 AM
i am home....
ohh...
my sales for May was 9183.20 for the 12 days i had worked.
so how much of incentives i had received? hmmm..... $79.90
ah boring so little.. might as well dun collect any la...
my pay was $420.00 alot right? but i got to admit now i am only left with $162.00! dun ask mi why...
oh well soon i am sleeping b4 getting up earlier to do some laps b4 going for work.
last nite was okay. i was out in terrace once again. its not really a nice place i would consider...
my darlings was here & i am alone outta... sian
ren jie had a new hair cut... no more cyclops liaos... -.- dunno why ppl at my workplace so bloody mean lor... kept on calling him tat. but well thats how tis world is... he will get use to it...
yawn....z...
End of Sunday Morning
Saturday, June 23, 2007
screwed @
7:33 PM
arrrggghhh.. i am hungry but i am going to the toilet since 10am this morning couldn't be some shit virus ah.
tonite its hell, oh yea matthew asked mi to reserve tables for him.. hmmm.... what the hell la...
later i gonna be forced to drink again.. kao sick sia....
hmmm... positive side would be fuck i am getting my pay tonite but the negative one is that i fucking need to pay bills... doh!
End of boring
Friday, June 22, 2007
screwed @
8:14 PM
guess what time i work up instead!?
i fucking woke up @ 9am!!!!
yes ah yesh ah. msged jos. hey u go ahead first, i have something 2 attend to. my bad my bad.
so i messed around a bit before getting out by 9.30am
reached the place i am supposed not to go to @ 10am.... its pretty late i guess. after the whole thing which ended i was straving had some simple food & got my arse out.
reached jurong east station round 11am.
i took a cab from bedok mrt over to simei cos i am sick of taking the damn bus... its slow.
gotten there; saw jos already done with much of the training. had mine share too.
left simei round 2pm had lunch over at TM with wei lun b4 heading to woodlands via 969, was already considering not going to work this day. but somehow i pushed it towards the back of my mind.
got into school went around asking for Block E1 that shows how fucking clueless i was i suppose.
gotten John Young to sign my deferment form. den was slacking in class for sometime b4 leaving.
sorry dudes & ladies cant upload the pictures i took the other day... its too big for upload.... sorries sorries.
anyway yunnie sorry didnt meant to talk bout ur school... *bows* *bows* but it was gr8 at least when i come back i still get to see ya.! hehe.... rmb to keep geylang open for my partonising. =)
oh shit i sounded like one fucking pedophile.... lol
and... i dun need to work cos i decided to grab a MC from da skies. i am just feeling burnout from my job. -.-
End of yesh ah... dun need to work... yesh ah...!
screwed @
12:58 AM
hmmm.... 2 more months to my not so gr8ly anticipated 21st birthday.
well i better be bloggin now if not later in the day i would be too busy to even blog i guess...
okay i am listing out what i am doing.
8am to 9am... go pray pray
930am meet joseph @ JE Mrt
11am swimming trainin commerces
2pm better leave simei asap
3 to 4 my sure my arse is in RP, i need to get the bloody program chair to sign my withdrawal form.
meet my classmates for late late lunch.
den rush back home, pack up a bit & get ready to work awwwww.... work... awwww... work....
i oso need to pack my bags for NS... shiity muz bring more underwears.. lol
End of its Friday...again
Thursday, June 21, 2007
screwed @
8:38 PM
okies...
last nite, my work was rubbish lah.... i nv liked ladies nite till this day. so still i wont consider loving it either.
i got into so much of unnecessary shit from alot of people. lucky i am enlisting soon if not i would be going crazy extremely soon. at least a change of environment would do me good.
finally today i did not went swimming, too tired after a long night i guess....
and its freaking official that i will be enlisting on thr 14th July.... to Pulau Tekong BMTC 1 omg!
fucking offshore posting.. might as well send me to Gedong camp lah.. i wanna be in Armour.. lol
at least closer to home lor.
forget it... i would just be wasting my time & 3 months of my life in there after that i am gonna hope for the very best....
oh si bei sian lah... tml i muz be out pretty early go swimming training, to school for paperwork den back home den to work.... its friday... omg... work again. hope it aint gonna be as bad as wednesdays.
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
screwed @
12:34 AM
i can't sleep; i am hungry...
freaking boring, as my enlistment looms nearby I actually felt like as if though I am a convict. Somehow yes i thought so.
anyway more on NS bashing, bloody hell....
my original enlistment was 13th July.
okay as mentioned on my earlier blog i got a call this morning.
what made me kinda annoyed was this conversation that i had with the CMPB personnel.
he actually asked me.. i am in poly right, i replied yeah
then he said did u apply for deferement for studies i replied ya why?
not knowing what hell to expect he told me that my enlistment date would be changed to 14th July... he said that a letter would be sent to me on regards to my new unit.
Now i have to go to school with null & voided CMPB letter to apply for my defering of studies... how convincing can i appear to be...
stupid.... is the word i can only think off at this moment.
Now looking at the damn clock i realise that its almost 1a.m i will have to be up at 6.30a.m i hope so...
its a slow torture to me now....
lucky i have to work tommorrow & i get to swim... if not i guess i will freaking go mad.
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
screwed @
7:57 PM
! oh great... i slept till 9am, was woken up by mum about a phone call. so i answered, to my astonishment... or unbelievable shit has occured. My enlistment into 41st SAR was cancelled. instead of enlisting on Friday the 13th i am going in on 14th Saturday.... -.-
but i have got no clue which unit i am going into... oh well who doesn't love life. of all... another shit problem with NS enlistment...
should have gone into the 3 SIR many years ago lah... saves me all the shit problems.
oh boring lah..
what i did today? i was wasting my time. i went to swim... only did 40laps...
the swimming complex is crap, ain't worth the $1.50 i have to pay.
closing one end.... spoils the momentum, nvm
best was i had ah bengs blocking my way when i swim.... fuck em lah....
Monday, June 18, 2007
screwed @
6:25 PM
ah shit. 18 days since i last blog...
so wad i am into these days?
hmmm...
i am swimming like crap. avg 50 laps daily.
smoking like mad.. killing my lungs, having more cancer-causing agents in me.
been flirting & getting gals numbers like crap, i dunno why maybe it has got something to do with my enlistment? ya... i admit its fuck up..... oh well too bad. fuck it.
i work and work and work.... from 1st of June till now i have already worked 12 days. for hells sake.
oh ya.. i remember seeing Hui Ping at Simei ITE swimming... diaos... -.-
still looks pretty much the same as before... heard that she's going overseas...
did some check out on my NS unit.. bloody armour.. i mean who won't love it there?
either i suck my 2 years in AI or driving a tank..... hope i get to kicked over to Germany to drive the second hand leopard 2 tanks.... plus drivin a BMW Z3? lol oh yeah.. & learn German... how to speak Germs...
phew... tomorrow finally i must go back to school not to study but to bide farewell to my friends & facis.... plus get the unnecessary paperwork done. who dun like life? i do...
ya i just remember... i need a fucking phone!